Today I entered a store that specializes in jazz suits. After talking to Wilbur, the owner of the store, I got fitted for a jazz suit. It's purple and yellow and makes jazzy sounds when I step. I want to wear it to a lot of funerals.
I want to train for a marathon but I hate running.
I am going to the store later to get a box of nails so I can throw them from my window. I like finding needles in haystacks. But first I must eat my soup.
~M~
Friday, September 2, 2011
Thursday, September 1, 2011
MARBLES
I LOVE MARBLES - THEY ARE ROUND AND YOU CAN ROLL THEM. I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT YOU CAN'T ROLL BONES.
SORRY I HAVE BEEN GONE SO LONG - I HAVE GONE ON A LOT OF FETUS ADVENTURES. I MET A TREE NAMED TERRY, A BOAT NAMED BRENT, AN ONION NAMED ORMAN, AND A FINANCIAL GURU NAMED SUZE ORMAN. I DIDN'T MEET SUZE ORMAN, THAT WAS HYPERBOLE.
MY FAVORITE BOTTLE OF WATER IS FIJI. I LIKE THE DESIGN OF IT AND THE SHAPE. I CAN'T WAIT TO BE BORN SO I CAN PLAY WITH ALL THOSE BOTTLES. THEY ARE SQUARE. YOU CAN'T ROLL THEM.
TOMORROW I AM GOING TO GO SIT ON A CHAIR AND THINK ABOUT MY FUTURE. I HOPE THE CHAIR IS COMFORTABLE. I WILL UPDATE THEN.
~M~
SORRY I HAVE BEEN GONE SO LONG - I HAVE GONE ON A LOT OF FETUS ADVENTURES. I MET A TREE NAMED TERRY, A BOAT NAMED BRENT, AN ONION NAMED ORMAN, AND A FINANCIAL GURU NAMED SUZE ORMAN. I DIDN'T MEET SUZE ORMAN, THAT WAS HYPERBOLE.
MY FAVORITE BOTTLE OF WATER IS FIJI. I LIKE THE DESIGN OF IT AND THE SHAPE. I CAN'T WAIT TO BE BORN SO I CAN PLAY WITH ALL THOSE BOTTLES. THEY ARE SQUARE. YOU CAN'T ROLL THEM.
TOMORROW I AM GOING TO GO SIT ON A CHAIR AND THINK ABOUT MY FUTURE. I HOPE THE CHAIR IS COMFORTABLE. I WILL UPDATE THEN.
~M~
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