Friday, September 2, 2011

JAZZ SUITS

Today I entered a store that specializes in jazz suits.  After talking to Wilbur, the owner of the store, I got fitted for a jazz suit.  It's purple and yellow and makes jazzy sounds when I step.  I want to wear it to a lot of funerals.


I want to train for a marathon but I hate running.


I am going to the store later to get a box of nails so I can throw them from my window.  I like finding needles in haystacks. But first I must eat my soup.

~M~

Thursday, September 1, 2011

MARBLES

I LOVE MARBLES - THEY ARE ROUND AND YOU CAN ROLL THEM.  I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT YOU CAN'T ROLL BONES.


SORRY I HAVE BEEN GONE SO LONG - I HAVE GONE ON A LOT OF FETUS ADVENTURES.  I MET A TREE NAMED TERRY, A BOAT NAMED BRENT, AN ONION NAMED ORMAN, AND A FINANCIAL GURU NAMED SUZE ORMAN.  I DIDN'T MEET SUZE ORMAN, THAT WAS HYPERBOLE.


MY FAVORITE BOTTLE OF WATER IS FIJI.  I LIKE THE DESIGN OF IT AND THE SHAPE.  I CAN'T WAIT TO BE BORN SO I CAN PLAY WITH ALL THOSE BOTTLES.  THEY ARE SQUARE.  YOU CAN'T ROLL THEM. 

TOMORROW I AM GOING TO GO SIT ON A CHAIR AND THINK ABOUT MY FUTURE.  I HOPE THE CHAIR IS COMFORTABLE.  I WILL UPDATE THEN.


~M~