FATHERS

I WROTE THIS E-MAIL TO MY FATHER FOR FATHER'S DAY I FORGOT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
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HI DAD I WISH THE SUN WAS AN ONION

AND THE STARS WERE CROUTONS

AND THE AIR WAS OLIVES

AND THE MOON WAS CUCUMBER

AND THE SEA WAS LETTUCE

AND CHICKENS WERE CHICKEN

AND YOU WERE MY FORK AND FED ME THE WORLD

HAPPY FATHERS DAY 1 1/2 MONTHS LATE

~M~ 

FLOWER BABIES

Yesterday I ate a ham it was a good ham.  One time I went for a walk in the woods and I fond a little flower and I named it Herherherman.  Herherherman was a nice flower but sometimes Herherherman was sad because Herherherman couldn't go for walks like I could.  I pulled Herherherman out fo the ground and encouraged him to walk but he died.  Herherherman is dead. 

EMAILS TO DAD

I SENT THESE EMAILS TO DAD TODAY


I AM A FETUS WITH AN IPHONE


PEER INTO MY LIFE!!!!

~M~

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BLOG ON THE GO IM GOOD WITH LOTS OF THINGS BUT NOT WITH BLOGGING ON THE GO I ONCE HEARD A WISE MAN SAY THAT MONKEYS ON YOUR BACK MAKE YOU RUN FASTER SO ALL THE PROBLEMS I HAVE PUSH ME CLOSER TO THE LORD DO YOU HAVE ANY HUMMUS I LOVE HUMMUS IT'S MADE FROM CHICKPEAS CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICKPEAS

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On Jul 1, 2011, at 4:39 PM, DAD wrote:

PLEASE put this on your blog. 

On Fri, Jul 1, 2011 at 12:19 PM, BABY M  wrote:

FOR LUNCH I WANT TACOS THE KIND WITH SHREDDED CHEESE AND MEAT I LIKE MEAT ONE TIME I MET A COW NAMED BIG CHARLES HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND AND ONE DAY I HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK AND COOKED HIM AND MADE TACOS OUT OF HIM IT WAS DELICIOUS BIG CHARLES WAS THE MOST DELICIOUS FRIEND I EVER HAD I AM GOING TO A BEACH FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS BABY LOVES TO DRINK MARGARITAS THEY REALLY HELP ME LET MY HAIR DOWN SHIMMY AND JUST LIVE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DAD SOMETIMES IN LIFE YOU JUST GOT TO LIVE AND NOT GIVE A SHIT YOU HEAR ME GIRL PREACH IT TO THE PEOPLE

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On Jul 1, 2011, at 2:49 PM, DAD wrote:

Please post this on your blog.

On Fri, Jul 1, 2011 at 11:47 AM, BABY M wrote:

TODAY I ATE FIVE ORANGES I LIKE ORANGES THEY ARE MY FAVORITE FOOD AFTER PILLS AND HAM I LOVE PILLS AND HAM TODAY I TRIED COFFEE MOM SAYS CAWFEE BECAUSE HE IS FROM NEW JERSEY I DIDN'T LIKE MY BARISTA HIS NAME WAS SANDY AND HE SAID I WAS TOO YOUNG FOR COFFEE AND I SAID "SUGAR THIS BITCH AIN'T TOO YOUNG FOR NOTHING" AND I SLAPPED SANDY SO HARD IN THE FACE IT MADE ME SO HAPPY I AM GOING TO RIDE A TRICYCLE TODAY I PUSHED A LITTLE KID NAMED HOWARD OFF HIS AND TOOK HIS. BYE.

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