FATHERS

I WROTE THIS E-MAIL TO MY FATHER FOR FATHER'S DAY I FORGOT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
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HI DAD I WISH THE SUN WAS AN ONION

AND THE STARS WERE CROUTONS

AND THE AIR WAS OLIVES

AND THE MOON WAS CUCUMBER

AND THE SEA WAS LETTUCE

AND CHICKENS WERE CHICKEN

AND YOU WERE MY FORK AND FED ME THE WORLD

HAPPY FATHERS DAY 1 1/2 MONTHS LATE

~M~